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5. Area Dads

Area dads say, "Go to the ice cream truck, get me a Choco Taco" Area dads say, "Respect your mother, you can't yell at her" Area dads say, "Get off the TV, there’s football on" Area dads say, "Go to...

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3. Every Table Needs a Knife

Knock knock knock hi ma'am want some knives yes you do yes you do Oh hi ma'am I couldn't help but notice what a lovely little town you've got here such a lovely little town with your lovely little park...

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1. Tube Tester

Met her at the clinic, she was gettin' her tubes tied I said, "Hey baby, can I come inside?" She said, "Yeah!" (Yeah!)"Yeah!" (Yeah!)"Yeah, you can come inside!" So I did Took her back to my place and...

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2. I Love the Way He Touches His Computer

Power on I love the way he touches his computer I love to watch the way he strokes his keys I'd love it if he stroked my keyboard that way I'd love if he went online on his knees Navigate Control alt...

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4. Whole Lotta Nothin'

FRANTIC FOOLISH GOING TO A PARTY JUMPING BOUNCING BASH YOUR HEAD TO DANCE MATING CRIES TONGUES CURSING LOUDLY PUKING SLIPPING TUMBLE DRY CRAWLING MATING ROACHES ON THE SWARM BUY IT FALL IN HOLLOWED...

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